I'm Mary. I'm nineteen. I'm (currently) a Broadcast Journalism Major with a Music Performance Minor at Hofstra University. I still don't really know what I want to do with my life. I really just post whatever I want on here, so if you like what you see..just hit that mothuh fuckin' follow button, I guess. I'll follow you back, most likely. I'm that awesome, bro. And I guess I'll tell you this in advance..I love Norman Reedus and Jackass a lot more than any person should. Sweaty Fat Fucks. You think you know me?
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
President Obama at the 2011 White House Correspondents Dinner. (x)
Don’t like him all that much, but this was good, I’ll give him that.
This will always be funny.
Okay, JUST BECAUSE HE DID THAT, everyone who wasn’t going to vote for him, should. I mean, how could you say no to...
I thought this was a real joke. He is the man.
we’ve all gotta have a little sense of humor sometimes(: