Dickfarm Dunn

belindatheblonde:

“We’re knights of the Round Table, we dance when ere we’re able, we do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impeccable. We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and spam a lot. We’re kights of the Round Table, our shows are formidable, but many times, we’re given rhymes that are quite unsingable. We’re Opera mad in Camelot, we sing from the diaphragma lot. In war we’re tough and able, quite indefatigable, between our quests we sequin vests, and impersonate Clark Gable. It’s a busy life in Camelot, I have to push the pram a lot.”